I get to deal with Chandler every school day and some. He can be a HUGE burden and a slightly sometimes small miracle. I am writing this to WARN everyone who HAS to spend one whole day with "him". I hope you can get some helpful advice from this post. If you have any tips feel free to comment :)
Preparation- Get AT LEAST 10 hours of sleep the night before. Trust me you will need it.
Need to know- Chandler is 16 years old, is extremely annoying, hyperactive, ADHD, crazy, and struggles.
"Shivers"~Tyler Bell
"He is a crazy "2" year old"~Ben Weyland
"Loud"~Elisa Huhem
Step 1: When you are getting ready look in the mirror and tell yourself "YOU CAN DO IT!"
Step 2: Think about how you will benefit in the future.(Amazing reflexes, and a whole ton of patients.)
Step 3: When you see him just simply smile.(Just remember he COULD be nice to you if he wants to)
Step 4: When he starts to trip/flat tire/push/poke/tie your hair in knots(if your a girl)/does the "im not touching you". Simply smile and make sure he walks in front of you the rest of the day.
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Step 5: He will get on your nerves. When that happens just simply punch him in the arm.(After a while of doing this he MIGHT start to punch back depending on who you are)
Step 6: When you make it through the day with out hurting him to bad go home and jam out to "Im on top of the World"'
The next morning when you wake up you are always excited to see Chandler because he makes everyday and Adventure :) He is probably one of the best friends you could ever have :)
This is the best thing I've ever read.
ReplyDelete*Snort.
ReplyDeletePoor Chandler... useful nonetheless.
Pictures added a lot to what you said! I especially liked the Thor and Hulk one. It's a good post for whoever annoys you. I'll be using the info for my little brother. :)
Wow! I will definitely keep this in mind! You have obviously become an expert on the subject, so I will just leave him to you! You can deal with him for all of us!
ReplyDeleteVery original. And very comical. You had many diverse images and jokes. Good job.
ReplyDeleteP.S. I like the primary source material from classmates.
OH MY HECK CHEY!!! I freakin love you!!! that was awesome!! very inspiring for the next time
ReplyDeleteI have to deal with myself ;)
Chey, you sound like one of my daughters (although they are very grateful you have to put up with him during the day so they do not have to)! There are a few additional things you must know about my oldest son. First off, he was hatched not born. That may explain a lot about his personality. He was an experiment. Second, actually the first explanation says enough.
ReplyDeleteChandler we love you because of you (but you'd better not be hitting girls)!!
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